pencil grip

when a guitarist picks with his first finger stiffened out, and the thumb usually bent at a 90 degree angle.
(great for palmuting)
(frowned upon by teachers)

He doesnt play regularly he uses pencil grip.....

by Sithmaul February 17, 2008

Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).

Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"

by ax about me December 24, 2010

grim grins

Ironic and somber-faced jest used to temporarily make light of a serious matter, situation, or topic, in order to help everyone involved to maintain his sanity and composure about it.

Concerned citizen #1: Well, if the nuke-plant does blow its top and blankets everything for 1000 square miles with glowing radioactive fallout, at least it'll save on batteries --- we won't need flashlights to see at night.
Concerned citizen #2: Yup, that thought's a case of grim grins, all right!

by QuacksO December 3, 2011

texas grip

12 beers

Texas grip, 12 beers

by Glencraig September 28, 2013

Golf Grip Handjob

The act of an individual giving a handjob using two hands while interlocking the pointer finger of one hand and the pinky finger of the other creating the same grip used when swinging a golf club.

"Everett bro you won't believe it but that girl I meet at that party last night that only had nine fingers gave me a fat Golf Grip Handjob."

"She locked her left hand pointer finger and right hand pinky finger together and started tuggin' my meat... She used the Golf Grip brotha."

by mcdickpic June 25, 2017

claw grip

When a bear aggressively grabs ryan from behind and proceeds to plow is prolapsed anus for having square as his spammable

Tyrone Biggums caugjt me with a claw grip, still can't walk right.

by Unfortunatehand June 16, 2018

Aidan Griess

Someone who is kind and respectful. He will be there whenever you need him. He is trustworthy. You can tell him anything and he will be understanding. He is one of the cutest guys ever. He is hard-working and dedicating.

"Aidan Griess is so kind" - person A
"I know, you can never go wrong with an Aidan" - person B

by Depression_Happiness19 February 14, 2019