Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits

"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"

by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022

granny jojo

a fat conservative grandma

that grandma is granny jojo

by sani1717 May 17, 2023

No, ur granny is tranny

The greatest comeback humanity has ever discovered to the phrase "Ur granny tranny".

"Ur mom gay"-Person 1
"Ur granny tranny"-Person 2
"No, ur granny is tranny"-Person 1
*Person 2 loses the battle*

"Yes this is still a thing"- Narrator

by Micheal with a b July 13, 2018

Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.

"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023

granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.

johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.

by survival of th beean October 30, 2018

Granny

Someone not to get on at.

Don't get on at Granny!

by asdfman64506 December 11, 2023