When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.
Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
by fredyo April 18, 2017
Get the girlfriend weightmug. by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022
Get the Loving Girlfriendmug. Ted looked across the drunken hoard at the bar; it had been a while and he needed to find an emergency girlfriend.
by Overtheunder September 20, 2016
Get the emergency girlfriendmug. "Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
by Tigh November 1, 2017
Get the dan's girlfriendmug. The kind of Jewellery you might buy for ur gf after you’ve known her for a few months, for a birthday or holiday. Not too expensive but still nice, around $50-$100. It’s not a very meaningful gift.
Guy 1: Is this a nice necklace for my gf?
Guy 2: Nah mate she’ll know that’s girlfriend jewelry straight away!
Guy 2: Nah mate she’ll know that’s girlfriend jewelry straight away!
by Hepig February 19, 2019
Get the girlfriend jewelrymug. by Shit face 1000 September 17, 2022
Get the Daxerentha's Girlfriendmug. This is used when the man in question is making a bad decision. The girlfriend has the right to enforce a veto.
Bf: I'm going out with my friends. Were cliff jumping today!
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.
by LizzieLustmord November 26, 2017
Get the girlfriend vetomug.