When one is intoxicated to the point that they start to feel as if the are moving at the speed of light. Other symptoms include uncontrollable laughter, seeing double, repeating of people's names every chance they get, and the ability to repaint a car in vomit in under 10 seconds flat
by Blondie and Skinny Bastard December 8, 2009

e.g. Mike's mum recently died due to cancer and Brad goes too far with an insult.
Mike-"Lol you'll never be as cool as Hagelberg!"
Brad-"Ha! you're such a bitch, even more so now that your mum's dead!"
Mike-"Go fuck yourself! That was a low-blow Brad!"
Mike-"Lol you'll never be as cool as Hagelberg!"
Brad-"Ha! you're such a bitch, even more so now that your mum's dead!"
Mike-"Go fuck yourself! That was a low-blow Brad!"
by -goat- May 3, 2017

Him showing up on time is at best... low prolly. Biden giving out helicopter money again has a low prolly of making it through Senate.
by mostdiggity February 12, 2021

by Black Bomb Books April 13, 2020

A speedrun in which the goal is to collect the least amount of "objects" in the game in the fastest time. An object could be an item, an achievement, etc. Low% speedruns are scored by least amount of objects before time.
by hdgsjkxmzadklkx January 4, 2022

by Danswag September 14, 2017

by IceyASAB March 24, 2022
