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football weightroom

in high school if youre one the football team, you will probably have weightroom winter training. unfortunately, all these 'tough' football players do is stand around like pussies, and get mad at the actual athletes who try to work out and are much stronger than they are.
"Hey Joe, I fucking hate this football weightroom.Look at that kid over there squatting 405. i could do that, except my jock reputation says i dont have to do it."
by Judge of All January 26, 2014
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Football

A game of two sides ,battlIng on the pitch for glory
by Big A123 July 27, 2017
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football

American Football: A game where multiple people slam into each other and get brain injuries because they want to get a ball across a 360 ft. (109.1 Meter) field. America is literally the only country who calls this definition football. America has a tournament every year that makes half of the country turn on the TV

Literally Any other country's Football: A game where you run up and down a field to kick a ball into a net. You cannot use your hands in this game. Every country but America calls this football. America calls this "Soccer".
Football is a great game.
by dracman21YT October 16, 2017
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football forehead

by Smart ass x23 January 2, 2018
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Football

A ball used in the sport of football, NOT A FRUIT!
by Adia72 June 4, 2018
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football amnesiast

A person who watches all the games but can't remember the results.
You watched the game but can't tell me the score. You are a true football amnesiast.
by Vatu July 7, 2018
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Football claire

Football claire is really fucking angry
Chill the fuck out, stop being a football claire
by Dacur July 14, 2018
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