Fiat

Italian automotive manufacturer from Turin. Now stands alone in the Italian automotive industry, helping companies like Alfa Romeo and Lancia keep going by buying them up when on the brink of collapsing, forming what is now called the Fiat Group.
Fiat's car have traditionally had a reputation for being problematic, especially electricals. This in part is because as a nation, Italy was very poor after World War 2, and the public couldn't afford high quality cars, so quality control was almost non-existant.
The Panda in the 80s was a very popular little runaround, and was the real definition of a city car with its ultra low running costs.
After many years of constant jokes against the all round quality, as of mid 2000's, motoring experts are starting to warm more towards Fiat's cars. Now Fiat hopes to convince the public.

Driving a 1970's Fiat 128 is a fun game, because you cannot possibly predict what will go wrong next. The wipers could pack up, the engine could die or a panel might come loose.

by avfc_08 February 25, 2009

first time

One's automatic thought is one's initial sexual adventure. That thought is fair enough but there is a first time for everything. The first day you went to school, the first time you swam on your own or the first time you walked on your own. There are so many first times it is almost impossible to recall every one.

I took my girl friend to the cinema the first time she saw The Sound of Music. She has seen it at least twenty times since that occasion

by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

First Nations

A confusing term and increasingly politically correct term that is legally undefined, but generally refers to the indigenous peoples (the "first peoples") of Canada. The use of the term Native American is uncommon in Canada; though technically correct (as Canada is part of the North American continent), Native American generally refers more specifically to indigenous peoples of the United States. Native Canadian is not commonly used, but terms such as natives and autochthones (Canadian French) are.

Technically, First Nation discludes those of Inuit or Metis descent, though all these groups constitute "Aboriginal peoples" in Canada.

The term is rarely used in the United States in reference to the native peoples inhabiting its borders.

What do you think of those first nations getting all of those benefits from the government, eh?

by PCone November 14, 2009

First

SPAM commenting on anything with the incorrect assumption you are the first to contribute. Only comments which refer in some way to the subject commented on are real first comments. In other words it isn't a first post solely to add the word first.

Anon: "FIRST!"

Joe Blow: "Second!"

Real First Commenter: "I totally agree with this article!

@Anon and Joe Blow, stop spamming or GTFO! Those aren't comments."

by Real Commenter March 6, 2011

Firsteen

Eleven (11). Used, as an alternate word, by those who wish to rid the English-speaking number system of remnants of an extinct base-12 number system and to de-anomalise the ubiquitous base-10 (decimal) system.

See seconteen

"What's the time?", asks Archimedes.
"It's firsteen past seconteen in the afternoon! (12:11pm)", replies Apollonius.

by Tom Christmas February 18, 2004

Baptist First Time

When a nice Baptist girl waits until her wedding night to have sex, only to find that her hymen has solidified and her nice Baptist boy is unable to penetrate her. After the embarrassment, awkwardness, and doubt subsides, she is forced to go have a doctor surgically "pop her cherry." This concludes the Baptist First Time.

*Any form of conservative dogma that is cuckoo about premarital sex can be substituted for Baptist.

Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Yo dude, your wife was a virgin, right? That's hot! How was she?"

Nice Baptist Boy: "We had a Baptist First Time. She was un-enter-able."

Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Ouchhhh. That's balls, man."

Nice Baptist Boy: "Yeah, the doctor got to have all the fun."

by CMKTBH January 8, 2010

balls first

1)where a man makes a decision, completly diregarding all concequnces that may occur in the result of this action. this may include dating a married woman, buying a piece of crap car, drinking a whole bottle of tequilla then waking up in bath tub next to a stripper named candy whose ironiclly enough... a married 17 year old who ralphed in your 1989 ford aerostar last night. awesome!

2)where a skater/bmx'er/snowboarder etc.. falls from a great distance and lands on his balls being the first to hit the ground. :-(

1) yea my friend grant went to jail for wrecking that stolen corvette.oh well, he said he was going balls first when he told me he was going to rob a bank "point break" style.

2) dude, i was like, totally hitting this bodacious rail, and then BAM! i hit balls first, i think one nut went inside for a sec.

by im ish, really i am. October 3, 2006