fanny masher

1) A very large penis.
2) A man who enjoys vigorous sex with women.

"That guy over there gets all the women..."
"Yeah, he's got a fanny masher"
"Yeah, he's a fanny masher"

by OllyRinse December 24, 2008

Fanny Skimming

For a girl to run/walk/waddle over a person who is sitting on the floor so that the top of their head is 'skimmed' by the runners crotch.

Grab your coat, we're going fanny skimming

by DoomsdayChop December 11, 2006

Fanny Fat

female orgasam

She Cum like a good 'un, Fanny fat everywhere

Also Fanny Batter

by Big vern March 19, 2004

fanny balls

a male/female that is not liked.
(could be either gender or both)

you should have seen him at the weekend......what a fannyballs!

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

kabab fanny

A Sausage Wallet. Really long labia.

I pulled down her panties and took a wiff , she had a badly wrapped kabab fanny.

by seabagel February 23, 2008

fanny thief

Similar to a cock stealer (when a woman intends to or has stolen the man that another woman intended to have sexual relations with)

A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.

Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.

Jamie Laing: "dude, you tryna steal my girl kimberley?"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"

by fabbityfab September 9, 2012

Fannie Bass

A giant water borne turd. Often seen floundering on the banks of the Mississippi or traversing the shallows of Washington DC's Potomac River. Originated at Little Tree Hill near Culpeper, Virginia.

Watch your step, Frenchy plopped a fannie bass just upstream from here!

by Evinrude Lepre December 14, 2008