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eve

eve is so so so pretty
by karlovemilfs May 31, 2021
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Ev-one

"ev-one keeps acting so weird lately."
- "what the hell is ev-one??"
"means everyone, it's just shorter."
by thedemonunderyourbed August 17, 2024
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Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024
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Sheridan eve

Beyond beautiful girl, pushing the laws of physics with her unmatched ethereal glow and mesmerising deep brown eyes, she makes my stomach twirl into a knot that even the wizard of laces couldn’t untie. She is more breathtaking than a fun house engulfed in flames. In a stadium filled with only the finest women she is by far the finest. I will make her my wife for life if she gives me the honour.
Sheridan eve : *plays with Rubik’s cube looking prettier then the most precious pearl yet to be unopened in a beautiful clam deep under the sea*

Me : you’re beautiful.
by anonymous June 20, 2025
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Cai evs

Bro have u been going to the gym? You look like Cai evs!
by Shahsbeben February 14, 2025
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Eve

Eve is the most energetic person you will meet. While she’s very short and stubborn, she’s most likely one of the most attractive girls you’ll ever meet. If you ever meet an Eve, make sure you get as close to her as you can, and try not to fall in love that easily. She’s a average kisser, and doesn’t really know how to make out, but she’s still
the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet.
Why is she so loud?

Oh she’s an Eve
by durangejuilo1371 November 22, 2021
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Ev

Extremely rich and loaded, may aswell live at the end of the rainbow with all the luck and gold person has. The future has him living on a mansion on beach road
by Zyzzlo November 23, 2021
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