Eve

Eve is very funny. She acts like a boomer sometimes but she is everyone's GODMOTHER! She is very happy and giggly (very very very giggly) although she doesn't know anyone with the same name as her. Neither do I. You may not know an Eve but if you do she will parade your kitchen steal your silverware and tell you a funny joke while at it. If you give her some milk she will love you for life (she loves that stuff............... cow milk to clarify). She is anxious sometimes but can always get a grip back on life. She won't give up and she will not stop trying. To all the Eves out there you are special and have a special laugh that everyone adores and thinks is so funny. Eves are usually quirky and weird but lovable and wholesome (can be unwholesome if they want to be).

OMG EVE IS LIKE TAKING MY SILVERWARE PLS HELP
wow I can't eat cereal she took all my spoons and drank all my milk -_-
Eve is very special

by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023

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Ev

Extremely rich and loaded, may aswell live at the end of the rainbow with all the luck and gold person has. The future has him living on a mansion on beach road

I want to be like ev

by Zyzzlo November 23, 2021

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that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe

being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..

by KaptainKid March 13, 2012

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