ev

thurl as shit

yo u just like ev

by grapesodaym November 12, 2025

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eve is a tropical rainforest that squirts everywhere.

"WOW, eve was so powerful tonight!"

by anonymous December 12, 2022

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Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!

Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....

by wottleofbine November 21, 2025

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Friend: Have you seen the new girl eve?
Me: flat

by Adam Higginson October 21, 2020

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Snewze-Years-Eve

Sleeping before midnight on New Years Eve.

The older I get; the more staying awake until midnight on New Years Eve becomes impossible... therefore making this celebration into SNEWZE-YEARS-EVE. While the others have parties which don’t even end at 12:00am... I am snoring by 10pm!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 29, 2018

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