England Band

Set of dedicated football fans who travel the world with their various instruments to get behind the England team.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

edgelord

Someone that takes either takes nothing seriously or takes everything seriously.

Edgelord type 1:

This guy takes NOTHING seriously, he makes a lot of jokes about horrible events of the past, such as 9/11 the Holocaust, etc. Usually they arent that funny as they purely rely on shock value as a punchline.
In real life, they are usually pretty nice people who want to make people (and themselves) laugh, they usually are pretty chill and do take things seriously IRL unlike Edgelord type 2.

Edgelord type 2: This dude takes EVERYTHING seriously, he will yell at you if you fail, he will yell at you if you arent funny, if you dont think like him, he fucking hates you.
In real life, they take NOTHING seriously, he hates his life, he hates his dead end job, he hates his parents, he hates his house. Usually has a mental condition such as low functioning autism, ADHD, depression etc.
Is also really overweight due to the fact that he does nothing but sit inside his house all day (kinda like me) and nothing else.

Edgelord 1: Bruh why didnt they just make the Twin towers out of obsidian

Dude: Not funny, didnt laugh

Edgelord 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE HAVENT COMPLETED THE MISSION!!!!!

Dude: Bro, i get that you like the game and shit, but can you chill for a bit?

by buddy retard June 19, 2020

new england cat slapper

the act of using ones penis to slap at a woman vigina (or pussy)

niall - hey jake

jake- yeah

naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite

jake- dudeeeee, u asshole

naill- ha sweet

by da Niall's n alex August 8, 2008

edgelord

cool kids who like to sit on the edge of building on nice days instead of going to class.

Wow, did you see Karina and Daniella sitting outside of the library? They were super edgelords today

by skeezydanit February 10, 2019

England

As the head of the United Kingdom, England is considered many things. They are the U.S.'s greatest ally, which is good. They produce great actors and writers. They just need to learn when to drop useless traditions such as the social puppet Queen Elizabeth, who is basically the centre of all Anglophilia(except for the fact that she chooses the Prime Minister), and the fact that everyone can be on line for the throne but Catholics because they fear the Papacy and its filthy Papists (like me, so I guess I cannot be King
:( ). They also need to give back the land they invaded across the sea and to the north and west. Also, like everywhere else on the British Isles, the weather is beautiful with rain and fog.

I went to England for a scone.

by Ryan Patrick Rafiel LaHiff June 13, 2007

Edgelord

Me. I’m the edgiest person to ever breath on this planet.

Wow that gabby girl is an edgelord.

by Gabisnedgelord October 3, 2017

England

England is a very cultured nation- it gave birth to treasures such as Tesco bundles,roadmen and Blackpool Grime Media, which brings us to the thing England is recognized for... musical genius! Examples include:
Yo, yes, light the bifta,I'm gonna rape your little sister- Little T
Your dad ain't even your dad, and I know that cause trust its mad- Sophie Aspin
It's CallyManSam, CallyMan, CallyMan, CallyManSam- CallyManSam
Look at your makeup, look at your clothes, by the way that you got a big nose- Little T
Got murked by Little T now you're getting murked by me, you shagged bare lads, you're a little sket- Millie B

I'll send yer arse from England to Murica with me mandem, innit fam

by MKpro May 31, 2018