Dutch Guitar

Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.

Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.
I had to jump in the shower to untangle my Dutch Guitar
by Throbbing Tromboner March 04, 2022
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dutch speedball

A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.
I've had so many dutch speedballs today, I'm probably going to smash this horse statue.
by Irish Frisky February 26, 2016
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dutch mustang

The Dutch mustang is when your lady puts on wooden shoes and then bends over while you fuck her from behind. The shoes make it sound like you are a riding a horse through the streets of Amsterdam.
by Chucktatorship January 11, 2018
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Dutch Turnover

The term for when one sees a very attractive person out in the public and then a very ugly one right after another. That happy sexual feeling followed by disgust is called the Dutch Turnover or D-Turn.
Guy: "Yo dude, check out that ginger in the corner right there"
Guy2: "Yeah, i see her. she's pretty fine

(A fat chick gets in the way of the ginger)

Guy: "Woah, major D-Turn!"
Guy2: "i think im gojng to barf now, gotta' love those dutch turnovers"
by Lolias April 09, 2011
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Dutches plan

"WHATS THE GOT DAYUM PLAN DUTCH" says Aurther
"TAHITI" Dutch says for the 10000000000000000000000000000000 time today
Dutches plan is a plan where Dutch from Red Dead Redemption 2 has literally no clue what his plan is and uses it as an excuse to by a condo for him and Micah to make sweet love in when the first part of rdr2 is over
by Vector X3 November 09, 2020
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Dutch Vacuum

Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven
Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum
by Master Dutch April 18, 2018
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Dutch Casting

When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.
When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.
by Professor Screeb July 01, 2017
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