Duncan Donuts

A medieval-Europe chain of fast-food joints that were founded by one of King Arthur's choicest knights.

Duncan Donuts mostly catered to fellow gladiators, but naturally, the "ladies' man" knights who ran the pubs were always only too happy to chivalrously serve hot coffee to damsels in distress, as well, whenever they made their shivering entrance on a chilly winter morning.

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Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface

She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.

by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008

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Hanako._.Donut

A state at which the person affected becomes unlovable and cold. Often showing a lack of vulnerability and usually tendencies to be suicidal.

Why isn’t _____ laughing at your joke?

Oh, _____ has Hanako._.Donut

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Gravy Donut

The Sodexo variant of any form of food. Sodexo is a culinary master providing the most beautiful meals for the British Army whilst maintaining the ability for gut wrenching illnesses likened to cryptosporidium like Tommy in Trainspotting. The chicken is a peticular favorite among troops often finding its way onto the popular group FYB.

"Lads, fancy a gravy donut?" "No Tam, I'm still in sheer agony from that chicken leg 2 days ago"

by Frogman jizz February 17, 2021

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