Duncan Donuts

A medieval-Europe chain of fast-food joints that were founded by one of King Arthur's choicest knights.

Duncan Donuts mostly catered to fellow gladiators, but naturally, the "ladies' man" knights who ran the pubs were always only too happy to chivalrously serve hot coffee to damsels in distress, as well, whenever they made their shivering entrance on a chilly winter morning.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Donut operator

The perfect specimen of cop+mustache marriage a gamma male who shoots random shit and oprhans while proving dumbasses wrong online

You ever hear about donut operator

Yea man ain't he the cop who shot my 3 year old orphan

Uh yea man

Sweet

by Irish dumbasses in a new car February 20, 2022

Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface

She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.

by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008

Hanako._.Donut

A state at which the person affected becomes unlovable and cold. Often showing a lack of vulnerability and usually tendencies to be suicidal.

Why isn’t _____ laughing at your joke?

Oh, _____ has Hanako._.Donut

by Ehe~ April 26, 2021

Freakin' Donuts!

Also "Freakin' Donut!"

1. A replacement for the F-word.

2. A name to call people just for fun or as an insult.

3. Something an idiot yells after jumping out of a corner just to scare a girl.

4. A made up underground city in Czechoslovokia.

5. Part of the phrase "Another day, another Freakin' Donut!"

6. A word The Beatles never said or related to.

7. Something somebody says in anger.

Def 2: I hate you Ben and I think you're a Freakin' Donut!

Def 7: This movie sucks! Freakin' Donuts!

by MatthewAndersonUS80 December 30, 2010

glazian donut

When a guy glazes cum on an Asians face

You won't believe the night that I had. I got to give *two* glazian donuts

by superbored77 November 7, 2012

donut lord

A nickname given to someone who actively helps others no matter who or what it is. They are a great friend, kindhearted, and always got your back. At times they can be seen talking to donuts and eating the ones that get out of line.

That guy right there is a true donut lord! Just the other day he helped my neighbor fix his car's engine.

by Silver Storm5478 February 29, 2020