This guy is a lil bit overweight , but still has a huge penis. He is shy, but if you start hanging out with him he starts being funny and crazy at the same time. He might look sad or depressed, but he is actually very happy. He likes to keep to himself a lot, trying to avoid confrontations, but if there is no way out, he will stand his ground.
by (σˋ▽ˊ)σ April 14, 2019
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Get the danish destroyer mug.Danish samar is a person who is always sad thinking about her ex because he is chutiya a big ass hole but matter of fact is that he is #dilwala
Person1:look there such a nice guy
Person2:what danish samar a nice guy impossible he is #kulla which makes him more special
Person2:what danish samar a nice guy impossible he is #kulla which makes him more special
by Chris12560 June 9, 2019
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by Dankiiis June 13, 2019
Get the Danks mug.Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.
Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
by fjgsteff July 20, 2019
Get the Danish Offense mug.The use of words in the form of Daniel language. The majority of these words being his own gay thoughts or loud outbursts. These kinds of hilarious terms seem to be like the Chad's gay cousin Dan.
Seem's those Danisms are getting in the way again.
by MsBugg98 September 9, 2019
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