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Mr Cuddles

A renound potton pikey who is partial to spaff in the library. Also An absolute gorm who passes girls off like looses change (prick)
Fucking ket ‘ed

Claims to fame: cracked on with Jubbo (numerous times), In too deep after cuddles, loves the romantic touch of Dutch lips on his smackers, banged dicko in the pavilion lavs
by September 26, 2018
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cuddle

a warm embrace said to cure depression, mental illness, and self harm.
person a: it is weird that many people currently have depression, mental illnesses, and do self harm
person a: oh well i guess they dont get cuddled or touched often <shrug>

CUDDLE ME NOW BITCVH I NEED IT
by lonelywinter December 17, 2023
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Car cuddle

The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster
Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.
by joecoolthefool March 2, 2017
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Boobie Cuddles

Like normal cuddles but u and the girl have ur shirts off so ur boobies r exposed
Bro me and my girl tried this think called boobie cuddles last night
by Gummy worm master69 March 17, 2021
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executive cuddling

"I think I'm going to head home and enjoy some executive cuddling with my girlfriend!"
by Lethargy March 21, 2013
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Cuddle Puddle

The pool of sexual juices left after an erotic encounter.
Careful! There's a cuddle puddle over that side of the bed.
by Alpha Pale February 14, 2018
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Cuddle Puddle

The pre-ejaculate that leaks out and coagulates on the sheets during spooning and/or foreplay
Todd left a cuddle puddle in my bed last night and now I have to wash all of my sheets.
by LemmyNicole December 15, 2016
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