CryptoOptic is a username in which the person who is him is the hottest person ever. His name was never revealed to the public but people speculate that umaryusha (a known dumbass) knows his name. He is referred as the leader of the human race and a titan of all mankind.
CryptoOptic = better than Duncan
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Get the CryptoOptic mug.An association of members or people who hold and store a majority of their wealth in Crypto and NFT's. They hang out at the most expensive country clubs, art galleries, go on a lot of vacations and often enjoy a lot of cocktails. They are a bunch of goodfella's that also donate crypto and give back to the society. They share a common purpose of maintaining prices at a high level and restricting competition. The next generation of wealth, the future of society dealing strictly in Crypto and Digital Assets.
Degen 1: Who is that group of people over there with so many NFTs and ETH?
Degen 2: How do you not know? Thats the CryptoCartel!
Cartel Members: !FAMFAM
Degen 2: How do you not know? Thats the CryptoCartel!
Cartel Members: !FAMFAM
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When your best friend is in tulum texting you photos of her and her boyfriend. Meanwhile you been sitting in front of two computer screens watching charts and being a degen.
I been out here living but I’m worried about you because you haven’t left the house in 3 days and you’re splurging on JPEGS. Have you been cryptofied?
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I been out here living but I’m worried about you because you haven’t left the house in 3 days and you’re splurging on jpegs. Have you been cryptofied?
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My Bitcoin hit an all time high. I can finally get a cryptovorce from Bob, and live my best life on a tropical beach drinking umbrella drinks.
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