Crusty Coat

A coat covered in grease,pizza sauce,milk,and other substances which have been hardened and formed a crust like surface on the coat.

Look at that kid,He's got a Crusty Coat!

by HotStickyPillow May 9, 2018

Crustie Loaf

Cum on a womans pussy, wait until it goes hard, scrape it off and eat it

during sex or just having fun try out a Crustie Loaf

by lilreto November 25, 2009

crusty goggles

when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes.

Yo man I heard that girl had crusty goggles.

by CG MAN August 4, 2010

crusty taylor

when you stick a metal rod up your penis hole until you can see it out of your ass hole.

so you just gave yourself a crusty taylor last night?

by tee wellshie October 22, 2008

Crusty Pussy

A crusty pussy has many meanings, most commonly it is a term for someone who is petty and jealous of things one cannot posses.

"That girl, Katie, is such a crusty pussy"

by Myrtletheeducatedturtle May 15, 2017

Chapped lip crusty

Something bad or not swaggy

Alex - Racism is chapped lip crusty

Flower- Bet
Bones- Facts

by Kyokochan March 19, 2021

Crusty Eisenhower

When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo

ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.

by SnacPakboy69 April 25, 2012