by threepotatoes December 05, 2016
by lilreto November 25, 2009
by tee wellshie September 03, 2008
When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.
by sshhaawwttaayyy January 06, 2010
A crusty pussy has many meanings, most commonly it is a term for someone who is petty and jealous of things one cannot posses.
by Myrtletheeducatedturtle May 15, 2017
by Kyokochan March 19, 2021
When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo
by SnacPakboy69 February 20, 2012