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Covfefe

Originating from a tweet written by notorious 45th U.S. President, Donald John Trump. The word simply means the inability to think of the word you need to use. It's essentially a stand-in.

The tweet was delivered on the 132nd day of Trump's presidency and turned the nation to uproar. It read 'Despite the constant negative press covfefe'.

This means that the President had obviously lost his train of thought. There are much better priorities than finishing tweets, like building walls and denying people basic rights, so he simply had to use the uncommon word covfefe.
"What is the answer to this equation?"

"It's... covfefe!"

"I was just talking to uh... covfefe"

"I need a cup of covfefe"
by Newtronian June 2, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

"CNN is Covfefe"
by Helter Ogroff May 31, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

(noun) a villainous party of words thrown by the media.

cov-fefe
dude, did you see what insert public figure or celebrity just wore to the supermarket? It's mega covfefe time.

let's get our covfefe on. he's done it again, damn.
by kokoz June 1, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

covfefe

A portmanteau of "coverage" referring to press coverage and "fefe" referring to a made up jury-rigged device that prisoners make to masturbate. In context, it is used to suggest that the press are creating their "coverage" from discarded tidbits as a form of mental masturbation.
by MODRON June 1, 2017
mugGet the covfefemug.

Covfefe

Code word from Trump to Putin which translates "Please give me more time before releasing the tape of male whores peeing on me"
"Mr president, in case you forgot, the code word for more time with Putin is COVFEFE"

"Putin gave you six months to lift the sanctions in return for him influencing your presidential victory and it is very doubtful you will meet your end of the bargain." "If the Senate finds out your an even bigger freak than they already know as well as how much you owe Putin in illegal pay for play monies, you'll be ruined for good. Who will take care of your mentally retarded children if your in a cell with Madoff and that Penn State creep?"
by Ben WackinIt May 31, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

The act of pioneering/discovering something amazing in everyday life, that ultimately benefits mankind

Originated from Christopher Covfefe, the gentleman that discovered Castoreum, a sweet substance extracted from a gland located near a Beaver's anus to substitute the flavour of Vanilla.
Despite the constant negative press, Covfefe is an economical way of getting that sweet Vanilla taste and scent without all the hassle and time. What a world of wonder we live in
by Bilk_Linton June 1, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

Covfefe

After poking themself while putting on their safety pin, the covfefe started to cry, blamed it on Donald Trump and ran to the nearest safe space to color.
by giantsfan0330 June 1, 2017
mugGet the Covfefemug.

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