by houndhhhounddoge1 July 10, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. "Covfefe" is the nagging itch one gets, often appearing in an important persons ass crack, sometimes extending to the crotch creases, which one gets when said important person puts on enough weight so that they can no longer care for their own basic bodily needs by themselves.
Person 1 says: "Hey, is it me or is President Trump's golf game going south lately?"
Person 2 says: "Well, I'm no expert, but I've heard from an unnamed source that several world leaders say they heard he suffers from Covfefe and an another unnamed W.H. staff member is helping to 'clean up the dirt', if you know what I mean..."
Person 2 says: "Well, I'm no expert, but I've heard from an unnamed source that several world leaders say they heard he suffers from Covfefe and an another unnamed W.H. staff member is helping to 'clean up the dirt', if you know what I mean..."
by Gpod52 May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Originating from a tweet written by notorious 45th U.S. President, Donald John Trump. The word simply means the inability to think of the word you need to use. It's essentially a stand-in.
The tweet was delivered on the 132nd day of Trump's presidency and turned the nation to uproar. It read 'Despite the constant negative press covfefe'.
This means that the President had obviously lost his train of thought. There are much better priorities than finishing tweets, like building walls and denying people basic rights, so he simply had to use the uncommon word covfefe.
The tweet was delivered on the 132nd day of Trump's presidency and turned the nation to uproar. It read 'Despite the constant negative press covfefe'.
This means that the President had obviously lost his train of thought. There are much better priorities than finishing tweets, like building walls and denying people basic rights, so he simply had to use the uncommon word covfefe.
"What is the answer to this equation?"
"It's... covfefe!"
"I was just talking to uh... covfefe"
"I need a cup of covfefe"
"It's... covfefe!"
"I was just talking to uh... covfefe"
"I need a cup of covfefe"
by Newtronian June 2, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. The act of pioneering/discovering something amazing in everyday life, that ultimately benefits mankind
Originated from Christopher Covfefe, the gentleman that discovered Castoreum, a sweet substance extracted from a gland located near a Beaver's anus to substitute the flavour of Vanilla.
Originated from Christopher Covfefe, the gentleman that discovered Castoreum, a sweet substance extracted from a gland located near a Beaver's anus to substitute the flavour of Vanilla.
Despite the constant negative press, Covfefe is an economical way of getting that sweet Vanilla taste and scent without all the hassle and time. What a world of wonder we live in
by Bilk_Linton June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. The FLOTUS covfefed Pres. Trump when she entered the room, causing him to misspel a word while tweeting.
by iMatas May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Code word from Trump to Putin which translates "Please give me more time before releasing the tape of male whores peeing on me"
"Mr president, in case you forgot, the code word for more time with Putin is COVFEFE"
"Putin gave you six months to lift the sanctions in return for him influencing your presidential victory and it is very doubtful you will meet your end of the bargain." "If the Senate finds out your an even bigger freak than they already know as well as how much you owe Putin in illegal pay for play monies, you'll be ruined for good. Who will take care of your mentally retarded children if your in a cell with Madoff and that Penn State creep?"
"Putin gave you six months to lift the sanctions in return for him influencing your presidential victory and it is very doubtful you will meet your end of the bargain." "If the Senate finds out your an even bigger freak than they already know as well as how much you owe Putin in illegal pay for play monies, you'll be ruined for good. Who will take care of your mentally retarded children if your in a cell with Madoff and that Penn State creep?"
by Ben WackinIt May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. After poking themself while putting on their safety pin, the covfefe started to cry, blamed it on Donald Trump and ran to the nearest safe space to color.
by giantsfan0330 June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug.