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Amish Covered Wagon

(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...

Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.

It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
by always_laugh December 14, 2013
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Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.
Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”
by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024
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mustache cover

when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache
she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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clitoral cover

not showing the vagina during a mature film.
The couple were doing a clitoral cover for the whole hour of the production.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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chocolate covered pretzel

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.
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COVER

Pronounced “COE-VER”, A slur for those who have been vaccinated against COVID-19.
Cover - “yeah I got vaccinated last week”
Racist - “YOU TELLIN ME YOU A COVER??!”
by LilMarFan May 24, 2022
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