Corporate Hitchhiking

corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down

Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.

Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list

by Theamazinggeek June 27, 2017

Corporate dozen

A six-pack marketed as a case. Corporate advertising that cynically misleads buyers into thinking they are getting more than they receive.

Contrary to the baker's dozen of 13 to encourage long-term loyalty, the corporate dozen provides less than that advertised for short-term gain. or: The baker's dozen is what we were, and the corporate dozen is what we have become.

by DrTortoise August 15, 2024

Corporate Dirtbag

A 9-5 office employee that’s a heavy weed smoker and can still deliver their projects on time. They can go out on the weekdays and will function pretty well at work the next day.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.

I’m not sure why I tried so hard in college. The people that didn’t try as hard ended up in the same place as I am. It’s my turn to chill. I’m in my corporate dirtbag era.

by portapattie May 9, 2023

Corporate

A female that is feisty, uptight and hard-working but also friendly.Always after Business deals and involved in anything that has to do with Finance. She makes the best deal in the Organization.
Corporate does not like overfamilarity.

Get corporate to do the negotiations.

by Angel Ginny February 15, 2020

corporate graffiti

Corporate graffiti is a term used to describe leftover whiteboard content found in a pandemic-abandoned office building. Corporate graffiti paints a picture of a long-forgotten time, when sales figures, design decisions, and metrics masked our collective burnout.

Wow, the corporate graffiti in this office building is crazy - someone was designing a metaverse for old people!

by CloseButNoCigar March 2, 2022

corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.

“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”

by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025

Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.

After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.

by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023