Colboard

A now extinct message board about Stephen Colbert that once was poppin the internetz like it was hot. In fact most topics were not about Colbert at all and instead about crazy, retarded, awesome, shit. Then it stagnated, cliqued, crashed and burned.

RIP Colboard

User254: 7/19 never forget!

User87: What the fuck are you talkin about?

User254: Well this thing happened on the Colboard and....

User87: .............

User254: sigh....nevermind....

by 9VRS2T August 14, 2009

Combat Snap

Masterbating just before going into combat. This is done to relieve tension and clear ones head before combat.

Greg did a combat snap out of a shinook shortly after closing into Afghanistan.

by sabre_hunter April 26, 2010

cambodian handshake

When your girl grips your penis while you thrust your hips back and forth.

Boy: Hey Sweetie, how about giving your guy an old fashioned tonight?

Girl: Sorry Babe, I've had a long day, how about a Cambodian Handshake before bed!

by TumTum816 April 10, 2016

Combat Mosh

Originally coined by the thrash metal band Lich King, "Combat Mosh" is normally yelled out in mosh pits at metal shows. It is a call to action to others in the pit to beat someone up, normally because they're being a dick (targeting, hardcore dancing, etc.). Combat Moshing normally happens in large groups so participant's can't really be singularly targeted and thrown out.

Headbanger 1: Hey man, you see that asshole windmilling over there?
Headbanger 2: You're damn right I do!
Both: COMBAT MOSH!!!
*guy gets his ass beat*

by doctor chad thundercock February 22, 2019

Combat Hippy

A title for liberal activist that's pretty much like every other hippy, except not wimps. Largely made up of veterans who actually love their brothers and sisters. "Liberal Specialist"

Since getting out of the Marines, Adam has become a combat hippy.

by Delvekhio June 2, 2019

Combat Cocoa

A term used to describe an overtly homosexual male who believes he is in the closet however his homosexuality is extremely apparent.

Todd is most definitely a Combat Cocoa

by Mr. neck March 4, 2021

Hot Combat

Sex that is considered exciting, vigorous, fast-paced, saucy, or exhilarating. Requires that all participants be in peek physical condition and a proper full-body stretch beforehand is recommended. It is also common to perform many different positions in quick and violent succession during "Hot Combat".

"She just gave me that look and I knew there was gonna be some Hot Combat tonight".

"...and after about two hours of Hot Combat neither of us had feeling in our legs. Best. Sex. Ever."

by Phinnaeus T. October 2, 2012