shit on the coffee table

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012

slow warming coffee pot

when you wait awhile before having sex with someone.

I just want to let you know before we get to the house the I’m a slow warming coffee pot

by Charlibitmyfinger December 17, 2017

cowboy coffee

4 oz fresh coffee
4 oz Tennessee whiskey

Garrett: "How 'bouta cuppa cowboy coffee!?"

Will: "Daaaaaang."

by Double Dang March 1, 2010

ice coffee

Coffee brewed hot then cooled down and put in a cup with ice. Optionally, tons of cream and sugar are added.

This Dunkin Donuts ice coffee is sex in a cup

by StoneTear October 22, 2004

coffee stuffed

When someone intentionally knocks hot coffee into your face.

Once he found out his girlfriend was sleeping around, he coffee stuffed that skank.

by RickRollMonster January 23, 2009

coffeecupping

Office term of somebody that goes around with a coffee cup and sips coffee from it, talks to others and in general seems to be relaxed and not doing much.
It can also be used metaphorically to indicate somebody that is lazy in the office.

"Guys, stop coffeecupping around and do some stuff if you don't want the boss to fire you."

by MikyMoose March 3, 2009

Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.

On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.

by The Car Passing You February 26, 2010