Gillian Clarke

A poor excuse for a poet. Widely derided for use of obvious and poor imagery (see example), and for general all-round shitness.

(And she can't spell Vodafone).

Gillian Clarke can't be good. Listen to this poor excuse for poetry:

"The mouse curls in agony big as itself
and the star goes out in its eye."

by Andrey Biggins May 19, 2009

Ben Clarke

Is not a gay guy who likes big men, and happens to actually like bacon. He is also known to not work during french class cause he has no idea what he's doing but the teacher gives good marks anyways.

"Yo why the fuck is ben clarke here"

by benikrooni November 6, 2018

clacker packer

Someone who packs a clacker with their penis. Australian slang for a gay man.

Look at those two guys holding hands, what a pair of clacker packers!

by Harrytt May 5, 2008

Clakmat

n. 1) Douche baggery in it's highest form. Often someone who will be hypocritical to the point where they do it in your face, just to show superiority or plain stupidity.

2) Someone who is completely oblivious the the obvious joke, or not recognizing blatant sarcasm. Often uses profanity awkwardly, and at inappropriate moments.

3) Someone who constantly tries to fit in, at the worst possible times, and almost always fails. Also likes to make other people feel like shit when ever they can do something that you can't.

1:"Wow man, you got a 65 on that quiz? DAMN. I got a 96..."
2:"Shut up, you clakmat."

3:"And by the converse of the transit..."
4:"HORSE ASSES"

5: "Racist jokes? That's just sad man, just plain sad..."
5: "Hey, want to hear a joke? A black guy goes into a bar and..."

by NentertainmentS March 10, 2010

Jackin' and Clackin'

When someone is tap dancing and jacking off at the same time.

The students who did a performance of Jackin' and Clackin' for the talent show were expelled.

by Tuturuu~~ March 22, 2016

Clarke

is an amazing Man who loves his family above himself. He is intelligent and inquisitive. He loves to work with his hands and is able to fix anything. He is fiercely loyal and upholds the ideals of truth and justice. He will always fight for the underdog and will help all those who stand in need. He loves to laugh. He is witty, and has a way of finding joy in all the little things. He is very practical with a streak of imagination and child like wonder that twinkles in his eyes. He is an amazing lover and will always take care of the woman he is with, taking time and making her know that she is the most beautiful girl in the world.Clarke is the man every man wants to be like and every woman wants to be with.

You are so lucky to have a man like Clarke..He is a Dream.I thought they only were like that in the movies.

by Sparkles Harvey February 4, 2010

Elisia Clarke

The most illiterate person to ever live, literally can’t speak English and the only time she can read is when she has her special retarded glasses on. She is also a guy magnet, however only attracts weebs and computer nerds.

Simon: “I can’t read what it says”
Susan: “Ah, so you’re just like Elisia Clarke then”

by Dinosaur Rider August 1, 2020