toggle-bottomed carnation (TBC)

A sexual practice in which a live fruit bat, wrapped in various flowers, is inserted into the vagina of a woman. The bat is then fed live to the partner of the woman it was inserted in.

"Hey Larry, why do you have a fruit bat and flowers?"
"Oh Henry. Kara and I are going to try toggle-bottomed carnation (TBC) tonight."

by Ferdinand Torres June 6, 2016

caca con carne

Taking a firey sweaty massive poop after eating chili con carne.

Person1: hey mate gotta take a crap
Person 2: didnt you just eat chili con carne?
Person 1: yeah i did!
Person 2: quick go do your caca con carne before you do chili con carne con pants!

by poowacko May 23, 2016

The over and under carnage

When your girl has diarrhea and is on her period, she defecates while you are trying to earn your redwings.

While trying to earn my redwings, my girlfriend gave me the over and under carnage.

by K.C.B. October 31, 2017

batir tu carne

What the ob soccer team catches from shafag. A very rare STD only recieved from Shafehs.

Oh shit he got batir tu carne from shafag?

by Nickyboyblack October 11, 2018

Timmy Con Carne

Alternative proper noun, created solely for:

Timothée Hal Chalamet (youngest ever Oscar nominee, Best Actor, and all round beautiful person).

So delicious a specimen is he, you'd think he'd made a pact with the devil, dang it.

"Timmy Con Carne? (sighs in exasperation), what I wouldn't give for just one taste"

Timmy Con Carne? Hubba hubba! Gading! Gading! Gading! Whoop! Woop!
Chalamet! Chalamet! Chalamet!

Timmy Con Carne? Yummy a.f. mate! I'll have 10 portions.

by @natty_bom_batty November 15, 2021

Chili non Carne

A vegan-friendly chili. Made with meat-free mince. Just as tasty as the meaty version!

I made chili non carne for my gf last night. And she was hot for me later!

by Dansdad July 19, 2022

Chilli con carne

Definitely not a smoking brisket served up with a dose of chilli sauce, smoke and mirrors.

Simon’s chilli con carne was an ineligible entry into the chilli competition. His dishonestly was a stain on the integrity of chilli cooks across the globe.

by Chilli Kingmaker August 14, 2022