Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you

Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye

by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021

Chocolate pokey stick

When one man poops and does not wipe and another man sticks his finger in his butt and shoved his poop covered finger in the other mans mouth

Yo I gave joe the chocolate pokey stick at the sleep over last week

by How mama 446 May 8, 2021

Chocolate mongoose

It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear

JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.

by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022

Chocolate Sunset

Butt play at or around sunset ( i.e. before dinner) on a private balcony or patio

We enjoyed a chocolate sunset before our romantic, candlelit dinner

by ArubaSal March 20, 2022

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

A universal ass plug dipped from a pussy on a period into a poopy butthole

Daddy, come taste my chocolate covered strawberry

by Hammershlagen April 27, 2022

Chocolate hobo

When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..

This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.

by Jim Sparkmeyer November 5, 2022

chnoof

The sound that's made when synchronization of nostrils and mouth when inhaling -or- snorting prescription medications and/or other mind altering substances

Man, you gonna chnoof that or what?!
*schnooooof*

You left a little bumpskii
*chnoof*
There you go man - waiiit a sec -

Umm.. bro, I accidentally mixed up the bags..

That was my grandfather's ashes you just chnoofed.

by Spirit of the Phoenix April 9, 2023