can't catch a break

nothing ever works out

Katia's phone always breaks, she always gets her stuff stolen and her bus lady hates her!
Katia can't catch a break!

by boomswag420420420 April 12, 2014

Catch the crazy turkey

When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey

Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey

by Krimson_bloodrayne December 12, 2014

Catching The Crazy Turkey

To have sex.

I hear Bill was catching the crazy turkey with Jess last night.

by /r/RoosterTeeth December 12, 2014

Catch 20-Poo

Dilemma which occurs when you need to shit but are far away from the nearest toilet. Running will get you there faster but the natural laxative qualities of running will make you want to shit more. Walking doesn't make you want to shit nearly as much but it takes you twice as long to get to the toilet. Hence, you are caught in a Catch 20-Poo.

"I went jogging the other day and about a half mile from home I got caught in a Catch 20-Poo".

by wendyclark July 11, 2010

catch him in traffic

Rappers saying "Catch him in traffic" or "ill catch you in traffic" it means that while there going somewhere there going to catch them in traffic and kill them

I hear that nigga beefin with you.
Facts, lets catch him in traffic.

by Zack2g May 18, 2016

Catch A Dodgers Game

to have sexual intercourse.

"Damn shawty, you sexy..."
"Thank you"
"Maybe some day we could catch a dodgers game."

by McNaley809 January 24, 2015

catch my fade

To be beaten by another person. To catch their beatdown.

Catch my fade, bitch.

by Jones May 29, 2004