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do not the cat

by LecturFake January 13, 2021
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Squish That Cat

Squish that cat
All you need to know
Is to
SQUISH
THAT
CAT
And you just gently squish 'em.
That's not comfortable for the cat
Or, that safe to be honest with you

You can just throw a towel on the cat
And squish 'em with a towel,
Or you can do this scooper upper thing
Football carry just like that
Butt in your hand
And you SQUISH em tight to your body
You know, SQUISH them against your body.

And there we go, we just made friends
With this wonderful lil' cat.
Look at that face
LOOK AT THAT FACE
Squishing is your best friend
When you're dealing with a cat.
You just lean over, squish them nice and tight,
Then again, I'm SQUISHING them into myself
We always squish that cat.
Person 1: Do you prefer to squish that cat with a towel, or by giving them a lil' football carry?
Person 2: I prefer to squish my cat with a towel! How about you?
Person 1: I enjoy giving my cat a lil' football carry.
Person 2: Wow, I love meeting people with different preferences! Thank you for politely joining me in this 100% natural and non-scripted conversation!
Person 1: You're welcome, it was a pleasure analyzing different methods of squishing a cat with you!
by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife March 13, 2023
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Trash Cat

Contrary to popular belief, a trash cat is actually an opossum. Hobbies include: long walks dirty streets, eating trash by the sunset, and getting hit by cars in their free time
My friend's are just a bunch of trash cats .
by catwomen555meow December 25, 2016
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cat snake

A ferret. Called a cat snake because they have mammalian characteristics of a cat but are long and squrimy like a snake. Ferrets aren't any kind of cat or rodent, they're actually a domesticated weasel.
by Molly the Ferret May 25, 2012
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basement cat

the dark and menacing opposite of ceiling cat... basement cat lives in the basement, while ceiling cat pops out of a hole in the ceiling
good solz go to ceiling cat... bad solz go to basement cat
by Romulus007 May 2, 2008
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Spaghetti Cat

Spaghetti Cat is a picture of a cat eating spaghetti (duh) that was first featured in the "Morning Show with Mike and Juliet".
It appeared as a random image which interrupted a lady in mid-sentence discussing 'women and binge drinking'
It has also been discussed on The Soup and various other websites.

The only explanation given was that it was a "bleep photo"...and there's "more of those in the future." Brilliant.

Ultimately, no one knows of it's true origins. (yet)
- "IT SOBERED ME UP SEEING HOW-" insert spaghetti cat here

- The new 'Rick Roll'.

- Appears in the new Fall Out Boy music video "I Don't Care".

- Spaghetti cat again appears in the youtube video "Spaghetti Cat (I Weep For You)"

- And finally, Spaghetti Cat has appeared in random images circulating the internet, such as replacing Jesus in 'The Last Supper', etc.
by lowenbajowen January 15, 2009
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cat burglar

A burglar who is adept at entering and leaving a house without being noticed.
The cat burglar came and left without the occupants even waking up.
by Sinistral February 5, 2006
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