Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods

Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.

by girlforgirls November 13, 2018

Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020

M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.

I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.

by MsRose1 November 18, 2010

VR-Card

A card that you lose if you masturbated with a virtual character in VR, and didn't actually masturbate. Also the Google Cardboard, but is more referred to as the first definition said.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, guess what I did last night in VR."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."

by HHatss October 04, 2021

Card Fart

When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.

I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.

by Bonemanrides March 06, 2019

Blox Cards

One of the best roblox card games ever!

Blox cards is so fun!

by Iris studmaster fan September 19, 2022

credit card

a kids way out of bankruptcy (mostly used for vbucks or xbox gift cards

"My mom never saw me take it out of her £3 purse,I used it for v-bucks!" - Jimmy
His mom,Karen had a struggle but got it back soon enough,before the dad left...

"FRICK YOU KAREN I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR MY VBUCKS"

by FRICK YOU KAREN May 06, 2020