Kid Card

Using son or daughter as an excuse to either go to or miss a certain event e.g. work.

Whassup homes...you already at home from work?
Yeah, had to pick up my son.
Ah gotcha - played your "Kid Card" again, eh? You slacker!

by ab5sr September 27, 2009

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Troll Card

Calling someone a troll, even if they aren't, just to shut down their argument.

Rational person: Wow it takes five minutes to kill a enemy, that game is so slow paced.

Fanboy: TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Rational person: DAMMNIT HE USED THE TROLL CARD

by ohodilasjkdasjlk November 28, 2011

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Shark Card.

"Shark Card"
noun /SHärk kärd/
A dishonest scheme; a fraud.

"Let's innovate, let's make a new game!"
"I hear you I hear you, but listen to this... Shark Card.

by FuckingPiecesofLivingShits! December 24, 2020

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"give a shit" card

a card you pull out when you really dont like what the other person is saying but you have to pretend to listen attentively until that person is finished

I had to pull out my "give a shit" card when Nate started rambling on about how he had to fix up his dad's shitty car over the weekend

by the dude that knows everything March 11, 2009

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Cincinnati greeting card

n. To leave one's flatus in an elevator prior to departing an elevator so that the new arrivals receive the essence of the Queen city. Greeting cards delivered anonymously are silent.

Dude, as I got off the elevator in the lobby this morning the CEO was getting on with like a dozen others. I left an anonymous Cincinnati greeting card for him to enjoy on his ride to the 12th floor.

by zehnmonkey September 15, 2011

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