Canada's History 

A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.

Also known as a Canadian History Lesson

"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"

Canada's History by MCRON February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.

Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.

Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?

Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.

Guy2: Sweet Bro.

Canada's History by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.

I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.

Canada's History by missingyes February 4, 2010

canada's history 

the act of shoving Stephen Cobert's Grammy in a hole in a maple tree and waiting for an American speed skater to come out of the hole to see if there are 6 more weeks of winter.

I just finished the doing the canada's history, looks like im going to be wearing my Colbert long johns for another 6 weeks.

canada's history by boredsiueguy. February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

When in doubt, blame Canada.

If T-bills are low, blame the social programs and unfair competition (lower overhead) of Canada. In Canada's History, Stephen Colbert would like to remind you to put your pants back on.

Canada's History by _ROTE_ February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act that involves moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

I just gave Jan Canada's History!!

Canada's History by bilch83 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.

It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).

I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.

Canada's History by ColbertReportFan February 4, 2010