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Get the spicy canada mug.He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.
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Get the Matt Canada mug.The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.
Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.
by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020
Get the The Canada Goose mug.A person with a whole lotta freedom in his stomach, and enjoys doing the truffle shuffle with a big coke and some nacho cheese Doritos.
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Get the Noah Canada mug.A sex act so vile it is banned in many countries and only one person has been brave enough to mention it on TV: Stephen Colbert.
Not much is known about it because so very few people have actually performed it. It is rumored that "putting it all in" is the hardest part.
Not much is known about it because so very few people have actually performed it. It is rumored that "putting it all in" is the hardest part.
by fortunefaded February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.(Noun) A sex act performed primarily in the continental U.S. which involves the use of a cup, preferably Stanley's, some form of lubricant, generally syrup, and the boney appendages of an idiotic ungulate that is associated with the country upon which the sex act is named after. The act begins by filling the cup with the syrupy goodness that is maple nectar, then pouring it upon a naked U.S. citizen while screaming "were not going to take it!!" Then the two, or 15, individuals involved in the act take the boney appendages, spank each other with them, and commence to get down and dirty (generally moosey style). Can be performed on a ice rink
by jbeatmyfunkmeat February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A sex act so depraved, that it could not be described in detail on cable television. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. It is widely held that the moose antlers are used to sodomize two males simultaneously while they jerk off using maple syrup as lube, and both cum into the Stanley Cup. It is at this time that a third party will drink the semen from the Stanley Cup and gurgle the words: Canada's History. This act was originally created and performed by Steven Colbert of the Colbert Report.
Man, that party was crazy. That part with the Canada's history totally blew my mind, and ruined the party completely. That Steven Colbert guy is sick.
by The Report February 4, 2010
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