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Crackinest

Crackinest (adj.) that is what is of the coolest, the best of the best, where all the fuckin' funny shit is, unpredicable jargon, with a black-brother twist
(Example: Big Pimpin has the most crackinest page on facebook

He threw the most crackinest party ever!

My circle of friends are the most crackinest.
by Mama Beez May 10, 2010
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cracking on some jimmies

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.
by shauna blakney October 21, 2010
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crackini

a bikini or pair of exercise shorts that go up your butt and show your ass crack.
person 1: dude look at that girls ass! its fiiiineee
person 2: yeah but shes wearing a total crackini.
by unicorns are real bro August 5, 2012
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crackintosh

Person who is street savvy enough to make money fast in a shady area, without any capital, and without creating (m)any enemies. Generally this is most commonly done by "middle man" operations within the illicit drug community, but not always. A crackintosh might "pimp a ho" whereas he knows a horny ass freak (possible client) that loves the pro's particular skillsets:

"Yo' G, I got y'all another one without any teeth! Yeah, Yeah! And this one'll prolly TakE a 20! Cute too! Just remember my fee, 25%...So, we cool?"
MAN #1:

"Shit G, how are you going to pay your rent after takin' a loss like that MaN! 5-O took everything you had, even found that insurance bill you hide in your shoe!? Rent is due in 2 days and I am still short on my half! "
MAN #2
"Brutha I got this! I'll just need to go downtown and crackintosh this muthaf*cka like a champ B! Good thing it's Thursday huh? DT gonna be bumpin' heavy all night next 2 days; Guaranteed I find some crack-a-laction goin' on, maybe that one ho Justine will be on day 3 or 4 by then too! I bring dat bitch biz ALL DAY she so cute. And by day 4 MaN she almost handin out brains for free!"
by cr4ckint0sh November 23, 2017
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Cracking a Gong

Hitting your girlfriend so hard with your penis it makes a vibrating noise.
Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.
by CabbageMan572 July 28, 2018
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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crackinplurrr

billy is not a crackinplurrr but leo and will are crackinplurrr
by hey its me ali a March 25, 2019
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