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Clifton, NJ

City in Passaic County, NJ south of Paterson. Mostly blue-collar whites but being infested with towelheads spilling over from South Paterson. Good place to send the FBI, or beter yet, the Mossad.
Beware of driving there. If you hit a car, it may explode. The women wear loose clothing to hide the explosives
by Federalq2b April 9, 2005
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Clif Bar

When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....
Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro
by Dueses March 29, 2015
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Clifton

a fuckeddd up, crazy town in central Jersey
"dude clifton is aight, but what the fuck is wrong with this town sometimes?!"
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Cleffy

Referring to someone as a 'dirty mutt'
used as an insult.
Oi you know Ryan he was tryna punch me!

Yeah, he's such a cleffy!
by 1inABillion April 9, 2015
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clifgriffin

Originating in the most primitive tribes of southern Afria, the clifgriffin is a tool used for "self-pleasure" by both men and women.

But, like pretty much every other word that has anything to do with sex, it can also be used as an insult.
I used my clifgriffin yesterday on that mojosmackwit.

Man, you are such a clifgriffin.
by Mojosmackwit April 26, 2004
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Clif Mattix

country, when country wasn't cool
by goony goo hoo July 7, 2010
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Clifford

Clifford is a little boy who can't eat sunflower seeds. He has canines that stick out like the Clifford Big Red dog. He's pretty ghetto but thats what gets all the ladies. He's studious but gets into fights, thats why he always has a scar on top of his head. He's so hardcore he battles spiders on his free time.
That Clifford guy is such a gentleman but I get a boner when I see his battle scars.
by XxCliffLovahxX July 14, 2011
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