send a fax to cleveland

Euphemism for taking a shit. Often used in a business or formal setting to explain a prolonged bathroom break while maintaining a professional appearance.

Sorry I'm late, but I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.

by K. Itty February 15, 2005

Greater Cleveland Area

The largest Metropolitan area in the State of Ohio. Anchored by Cleveland on Lake Erie in North East Ohio, the area also consists of Akron, Mentor,Lorain, and Elyria that make up a population of aproximately 3 million. The area is filled with cultural amenities like Museums, The world Famous Cleveland Orchastra, The rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Play House Square center, The warehouse district and the arenas and stadiums that house The Cleveland Browns, Cavs and Indians. Get ready to hear more about this place in the next few years!!

Beachwood Place mall is the most upscale mall in the Greater Cleveland area.

by BAM86 July 28, 2008

full cleveland

Any male outfit that includes both a white patent leather (or plastic) belt, and matching white shoes.

The Full Cleveland is found many places, not just Cleveland. It is particularly common at American Legion dances.

by CongressmanBillybob January 7, 2005

destinie cleveland

Probably the most attractive African-American and Puerto Rican there is. Considered to be very intellectual and hard working. Plays the cello like the pope runs the catholic church.

Woah, breh did you see Destinie Cleveland? Her hair isn't weave!i

by Korali November 12, 2013

Limp Cleveland

When a male human inserts his fully erect penis into the anus of his partner. Upon full insertion into the anus, the erect penis is kept still without stimulation until it becomes fully flacid, at which point his partner defecates out his flaccid penis.

I tried the ol' limp cleveland on becky last night. I ended up getting a little more than I expected.

by CraigFromIT August 29, 2016

Grover Cleveland

the act of blacking out, not once, but twice in one single day of drinking.

Mason: Dude, I just woke up from that dayger. I blacked out heavy.
Jacko: Bro, you still have to come to Jessica's house, she's having that fat party tonight.
Mason: ah fuck, guess I'm pulling a Grover Cleveland today...

by big beef hucker October 28, 2019

sending a fax to cleveland

Taking a dump; pooping

After dinner I will be sending a fax to cleveland.

by dude_abides March 28, 2015