Mad Clam

A vagina that harbors an STD.

Jesse got an STD from Julie's mad clam.

by Islandjunky May 15, 2009

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

Handicapped clams

Expression to shortly call high ranked video game females who happen to be chinese.

@ing someone on Discord or other social media: HANDICAPPED CLAMS

by Leazhito August 13, 2020

clam pudding

The mixture of semen and vagina juice after sex.

"How was the sex?"
"Good. After he finished I let him taste some of the clam pudding ;)"

by Nktbnnnrs May 16, 2016

clam baiting

When a woman stands in a provocative way. With one knee bent higher than the other on a taller platform. Its the womans version of peacocking.

D: “hey I think that girl is clam baiting me.”
C: “oh thats just Itzel.”

by D&Citzel March 28, 2021

clam swack

Female version of a teabag

Sheila clam swacked Paul when he was trying to do a bench press.

by Gahs45 July 30, 2019

Bashing Clams

A lesbian love making manoeuvre, also known as scissoring.

"Helen and Vicky hangout together quite often, and in private. Do you think they're bashing clams?"

by Penny board chaos July 31, 2016