Clam Dam

When a girl is blocked from doing scandalous things to a man. essentially the female version of Cock Blocking

Oh my God, Stephanie! Can't you leave me and Bobby alone and stop Clam Daming me!

by ShotBySuperman August 1, 2010

clam cannon

The male genitals located in the lower abdominal region of a man. Can be located on a transvestite as well.

That chick should have never looked down the barrel of my clam cannon, now she's blind for life, and pregnant.

by LocoMoto December 18, 2014

clam chowder

u got a girls clam right. ok now theres a bunch of all dried up jizz on this clam, that the girl didnt bother cleaning up. thats the chowder.

Man, jess had some sick nasty clam chowder goin on. u could see it when she wore that mini skirt.

by guy mann-dude March 26, 2009

clam slam

Surprise-thrusting a cunt into the face!

I'd just had a clean shave and shower and was ready to have a lovely night out when a bitch from the hood Clam Slammed my ass and I had to wash the slimey splatter off my face.

by Teddyx February 10, 2009

Clam jamming

The act of lesbian lovemaking. See also scissoring.

I don't think Krissy and Melissa are dating; I think they're just clam jamming.

by Kitty Vicious December 29, 2007

clam socket

'clam socket' is yet another term for the ladies love tunnel. also used as a general term of abuse in certain circles, usually males with hairy arses.

'you really are a clam socket glen!!'

by el sasquerino October 14, 2008

clam cover

the female equivalency of getting cock blocked.

My girls and I went to make the kill on a group of hotties, but we ecountered a clam cover when we realized there were two girls among their group.

by rachaaa July 17, 2009