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Christopher Johnson

Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
by Mason Ray Perkins October 21, 2017
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christopher zackery

a weirdo who likes dank memes and minecraft and tyler and pokemon
by ThAt 1 AnNoyIng FriEnd May 3, 2018
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Christopher

The try hard guy that gets hard just looking at himself
Hey christopher is gay
by BigBoi8686868 January 31, 2018
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christopher catchings

A cute guy that loves to laugh and make dirty jokes, and has a lot of inside jokes. he's very hardworking and funny. makes all the girls laugh and is very attractive. if he steps foot in your way, you'll fall to the ground. you want a Chris Catchings in your life!
Man, that Christopher Catchings is the one!
by The Sneak Thief March 7, 2018
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Christopher Johnston

A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown
Your penis so small I might just call you Christopher Johnston
by I am 18 years old June 5, 2018
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Christopher

A Christopher is a person you would want to be best friends with, he’ll treat you like a little sister /brother and he is pretty hot,seems obnoxious when u don’t know him but he is actually one of the most caring people and one of the most important people in your life,listens to all your problems, and there’s a deeper connection.. and the more you guys text he becomes more inresistable and you miss him the second he Dosent text making you worried,and he finds you cute and secretly wants a relationship with you but Is to scared to tell you..... he also has a funny personality and is kinda a freak 😏😉
Christopher why do you hang out with me if I’m ugly.. “ what are you. Talking about you are really cute and I really like being with you”
by Raerae_<3 July 31, 2018
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Christopher

Probably the nicest person you could ever meet, a bit stupid and can’t spell well at all, has a shit phone and always rocks around with a vape in his mouth. 50% of the time is high and steals people’s fags but is the nicest person in the world, has a banging personality but his dick can cause you to throw up everywhere... also doesn’t like kissing which is a bit disabled but anyways, he finds it hard to forgive slags that have fucked him over but really needs to forgive a girl the really likes him.
Christopher, I love you
by Ameliahhenrythebeast August 29, 2018
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