Caed 

(Pronounced "Cade") A person who constantly has his name pronounced wrong by substitute teachers.

Teacher (doing roll): Is Cay-ed here?
Caed: *Facepalm*

Caed by username-taken November 19, 2011

Cake Monster 

A girl of substandard attractiveness, who uses a thick layer of makeup to hide the fact that she's busted.

A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.

That Jersey girl is a total cake monster.

My bed looks like a Cake Monster slept in it last night.

Cake Monster by rexnfx January 19, 2011

caedin 

The hottest man alive

that guy is such a caedin

caedin by lukedub January 6, 2020

toilet cake 

the act, or product of moving bowls.

to "bake" toilet cake is to take a dump.

"i'm going to bake some toilet cake."

toilet cake by L-sos December 9, 2007

busta cake 

A fat but elegant lady who is extra busty and has rah rah tities, she has to have a batty like bad girl nickes

Sam: yo jamie did you see that busta cake yesterday she was banging

Jamie: oi bro it was a madness man got hard in his pants

busta cake by Jamie big man ting April 1, 2017

Frosted like a cake 

The art of covering someone's face with a healthy batch of Man-goo.

Last night I was getting a great blowjob from your mom. Since she's not into throat babies, I pulled out just before I came, shot my load on her face and she was frosted like a cake.

Frosted like a cake by Wizard Sleeves February 14, 2009

piece of cake squared 

When obtaining a cake is very easy

“Was the bakery busy?”
“No, it was a piece of cake squared.”

piece of cake squared by cake guy October 22, 2010