Bonqueesha

the type of person to slap the living shit out of you for insulting their hair/outfit, or expose them for wearing a wig.

Yo Mike's new girlfriend is such a Bonqueesha. She slapped this one dude so hard the shockwave wiped out the entire eastern seaboard.

by Lil Bungus July 20, 2018

bejeweled boner

When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.

I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.

by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010

Hitler Boner

When a man shaves his pubes into a Hilter mustache and gets turned on and a Girl shouts "Hail Hitler"

He totally had a Hitler Boner last night

by HerroPplz January 16, 2015

Felony Boner

Sexual arousal that occurs when commiting a felony-level act or imagining doing so. Often sexual in nature but is not limited to sexual deviancy. Other examples include: armed robbery, large-scale vandalism, grand conspiracy and multiple situations including both drugs and alcohol.

Dude.... selling shit to minors in a school zone makes my shit hard, Felony Boner bruh!

by Dill-dozer August 27, 2017

A-Z Bone

a term of endearment towards a fellow friend. Used by adding "Bone" to the initial of the persons first name

Jimmy: Hey buddy
Pete: Hey J-Bone

(A-Z Bone)

by LaurenceLipski October 7, 2007

bong

what you put the flowers in when then cops drive by

fuck the police lets get high

by childastray September 20, 2005

cone bone

1. Conan O'Brien's green Ford Taurus' stick shift stick (that thing you use to change gears).

2. Also, jokingly, Conan O'Brien's penis.

You wanna try out my... Cone Bone...?

by Hehster123 October 22, 2006