Blitz-meme

It's a meme that was made really quickly.

Person 1: Sam posted really embarrassing photo in the group chat. Less then 5 minutes have passed and Chloe has already made a meme about him.

Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.

by Vencl_A January 23, 2021

Blistery

a biting wind which stings your pores

That wind out of the northeast was quite blistery on my face.

by Ber Knar January 31, 2021

Blit

Combination of the words “blood” and “shit”.

The unexpected gush of period blood that comes out and ruins your whole underwear. The devastation is so large scale, it is equivalent to shitting your own pants. Such event is known to occur when people assume their period has ended, only to be greeted with a uterus bomb.

Girl 1: “I think my period is over, I don’t need a pad...”

~5 minutes later~

*Gets up from chair*

*life flashes before their eyes*

Girl 2: “Are you ok? You look horrified.”

Girl 1: “I just blit my pants!”
Girl 2: “Oh shit!”

by Itchythot2000 January 31, 2021

blitch

black bitch

you a blitch

by TTVhaha March 28, 2021

blittytard

the boyfriend of your ex-friend that you have a genuinely good friendship with, even after the ex-friend is no longer in your life

Well Teressa used to be my best friend, but now her boyfriend, Mark, is my blittytard.

Yeah, Max and Terra are still dating. Max is my blittytard since Terra and I are no longer friends.

by Sour Diesel April 14, 2021

blitz and bulb

two gay people in love

woah!! blitz and bulb are so gay and in love

by blitzzzzz June 4, 2021

Blitz

To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.

"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021