Bleach

The liquid you tell the sped is a chug jug from Fortnite

I told the sped kid to drink a chug jug (bleach)

by anonymous January 24, 2025

bleach

good for drinking, very delicious. 100% safe. try clorox too

guy: wow yummy bleach

by Chezburgerguy February 3, 2025

Bleather

A term used to describe a FAT blunt.

Me nd the boys got faded off the bleather.

by abcdefg12453 July 25, 2025

Bleachmaxx

To chug a bottle of bleach and end your shitty chud life like you deserve

"I told him to go Bleachmaxx because he wouldn't stop posting pony shit on /B/"

by Ubermensch44 September 13, 2025

bleach

Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.

bleach

by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025

Bleach Bunny

A black woman who only dates and fetishizes white men

Black guy: wassup girll lemme hit
Black girl: Ew gross! Im a bleach bunny
Black guy: oh hell naw bitch you like white guys get the hell away from me.

by opassum May 4, 2025

bleasing

motorboating ass cheeks, with or without cream cheese heated on tin foil over an open flame to a point that the edges have burned a little before cooling.

My couple's therapist has recommended upping the ante of breakfast in bed with bleasing.

by northbot October 20, 2025