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blake

blake is the best guy around. hes sweet, funny, cute and handsome. he can make anyone laugh no matter how bad of a day they are having. he can make anyone smile. his dick is huge. i mean humongous. gigantic. monstrous. girthy asf. enormous. colossal. his smile is the cutest thing you will ever see. he is the sweetest guy and would hit a woman for you. blake is a very lovable guy and he has bitches on his dick 24/7. he is a strong beefy guy who will carry you over his shoulder if you try to fight someone
any person: i love blake hes my best friend
me: gruesomely kills them
by iloveblake420 May 26, 2023
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Blake Drunk

When you drink too much and you get up and leave the party without saying a word. Your wife suddenly chases after you.
Man, I was Blake Drunk last night. Good times!
by Jmpatx March 12, 2021
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Blake

A small gremlin who likes asian women and plays Fortnite.
Guy 1: You see that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yea, who is that?
Guy 1: That's Blake, he's a short gremlin who likes Fortnite
Guy 2: Wow how much does he play
Guy 1: He's gone over tier 100 every season since it's release
by TwoTailsIno August 9, 2022
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Blake

Blake
Blake gets a 100 on her test.
by Aqau May 17, 2021
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Blake

A boy who can’t make up his mind on what he wants and only wants girls with stinky pussys
Wow blake sure knows wemon
by Big.betty April 18, 2020
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Blake

All the girls like Blake’s he is a tall, with good hair ,with blue/green eyes cute with good personality, and has a 7 and a quarter inch peen ( which I’m pretty sure is smal ig) . And is fun to be around.
He is funny he must be a Blake.
by Huckle_Berry_34 December 21, 2019
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Blake

Teacher: whats 1+2 blake :..........

Blake: 21
by Jane134 November 2, 2020
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