Beaver Ticks

Small blood sucking bugs found on the Female Beaver.

Ya after I got done dating shannon somehow I came down with a nasty case of beaver ticks.

by amelancher February 21, 2010

Beaver Song

A song detailing the various actions of a beaver that contains various sexual innuendos.

"Beaver 1, beaver 2. Lets all do the beaver chew!"- Beaver Song

by Ohyouwishyouknew March 15, 2010

Beavermegaly

a serious and unattractive condition that results from excessive overgrowth of pubic hair. This is typically seen extending from the mons pubis region upward toward the navel and laterally to hip bones.

Did you see that girl changing in the locker room? She had a horrible case of beavermegaly! Someone get a weed whacker!

by LandG September 11, 2010

beaver hook

the act of bending ones index finger as if it were a hook and inserting it under the hood of skin just above the clit and gently tugging upward while pinching down toward your index finger with the thumb. very affective in subduing unruly women.

Roscoe- Yea... All i heard from Janice was bitch, bitch, bitch, nag, nag, nag, until i whipped out the ol' beaver hook. After that it was all yes sir's.

by leebobfromgleatown September 18, 2010

Beaverish

The time when you start feeling all your rights and wrongs go flying out the window and allow yourself to be free of everything that ties you down.

I'm feeling a bit beaverish tonight.

by Mr. Escaleras September 27, 2010

Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.

The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.

by Orbweaver July 8, 2011

BEAVER SHOOT

Location (bar,park,mall) with a very high concentration of attractive women.

Hey, Ronny you need to get over here quick this place is a total fucking BEAVER SHOOT!

by pet destroyer October 5, 2011