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Witch bitch

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a witch bitch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can alternatively also be written "bitch witch".
This witch witch got in my way so I knocked her out!

All I see is a witch bitch pretending to be nice.

This witch bitch insulted me, so I called her a witch bitch!

Which witch bitch are you referring to?
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Witch

Religion of women or men who are not pagan, heathen or wiccan.
Kendra Belgrad is a Witch.
by Spooky Ghost Girl December 21, 2023
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Ditch witch

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.
Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.
by bringshomethebroccoli April 19, 2018
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Goose Witch

A Goose Witch is a witch that lives in a spooky forest that, when asked, will turn you into a goose
"Oh goose witch, please turn me into a goose"
by Thefemboyboy March 2, 2022
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the witching hour

Period associated with macabre moments, that occurs hours before dawn. Between 00:00 (zero o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three). However, this period is more connected between 03:00 (three o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three).
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Etsy Witch

Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.
Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
by Marxist Rich September 12, 2025
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