Dead but lit

When something is completely dead and lit at the exact same time. This could also be if you are extremely lit but feeling very dead.

Person A: WOW! I have been at this party all night and it is so dead.
Person B: Yah, dead but lit

by ILoveGabiAlatte January 11, 2019

National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.

Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011

nothing left but bad choices

When you perceive that your life is fucked up beyond redemption.

"What are you gonna do today?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing."
"Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

National anybody but Jackson appreciation day

On April 22, we celebrate anybody but those named Jackson bc fuck you jackson

Guy 1: “Hey, today is National anybody but Jackson appreciation day”
Jackson: “Why do you hate me.”
Guy 1: “Because fuck you Jackson.”

by Shlongdong_69 April 21, 2020

Monkey No Fine, But Him Mama Like Am

1. A popular Nigerian phrase (in Pidgin English) that implies that 'ugly' people cannot be loved by anybody other than their mothers, based on the belief that mothers generally love their kids regardless.

2. May have originated from the English saying, "a face only a mother could love"

Obasanjo is a typical example of monkey no fine, but him mama like am

by Grumpy Ned February 9, 2021

You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."

A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

by elip October 29, 2014

I don't need it... but I need it.

An item that you absolutely do not need to buy however you have to have it. I don't need it... but I need it.

As she passed by the store window and leather boots caught the corner of her eye she thought to herself I don't need it... but I need it.

by msscream1234 February 6, 2018