Australian Prime Minister

The act of shitting yourself at a McDonalds

Joe: “Hey man we gotta get out of here, I’m about to pull an Australian Prime Minister”

Tyrone: “What the hell?”

by Dumbation May 31, 2024

Australian Acupuncture

When you get a thighjob from a cactus and then your bro gives you a blowjob and then spits the needles back out at you.

"Bro have you ever tried Australian Acupuncture?"
"No, I haven't."
"You wanna try it?"
"Sure."

by Cactus Cat November 22, 2024

Australian cheese

Also known as down under cheese. When a person goes a long time without showering, they get Australian cheese on their genitals.

Due to scrolling reddit and gaming all day, Joe forgot to shower and started to get Australian cheese on his dih that smelled like a burger king dumpster during a California summer.

by FireFuego May 21, 2025

Australian snail trail

While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.

I gave a girl an Australian snail trail last night.

by darkwolf98 August 01, 2022

Australian Bagpipe

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".

Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!

by LiamAtreides September 05, 2019

Australian Jayne

A Jayne from Australia whose name is Jayne. Usually to imply a woman that enjoys boring hikes and long walks on days they could’ve spent having fun zip-lining or going to a water park.

A Jayne who can’t spell worth a shit to save her life

“Ah, man, you must know an Australian Jayne. She’s super boring and only wants to hike or play a board game. She must be from Australia.”

“Nah mates I dont wanna hav fun and go zi p linningg, whhat u guyes think abut injoying a good hyke insteaad?

by Stanislavbogomolov August 04, 2024

Australian Roulette

Russian Roullete, but instead of putting the gun to your head, you put it up your ass.

“Bro, do you want to play Australian Roulette”
“No bro, I’m not gay.”

by Ksceusbsnakz November 08, 2018