The Australian Hot Dog

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"

by Yunita537 March 11, 2020

Australian Sandwich

A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.

"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"

by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020

Australian Drive-Thru

When you haven't bathed in a while, and you simply take hand sanitizer and wipe it over your junk/"down under" for a quick refresher/cleaning before going out.

I didn't shower after last night, so I just hit the Australian Drive-Thru instead.

by Okra&Tomatoes September 17, 2020

Australian fountain

When you nut in her ass and she farts it out creating a fountain.

Dude…last night I Australian fountained my girls moms ass.

by Taxopoo July 7, 2022

Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.

Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!

by Legen dairy July 13, 2022

Australian snail trail

While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.

I gave a girl an Australian snail trail last night.

by darkwolf98 August 1, 2022

Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.

Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.

by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 5, 2022