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Australian Language

The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism
‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian

‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’
by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022
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Australian Shepherd

by 420BITCH69 April 18, 2022
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Australian Airstrike

When you go into a public toilet stall and press against both walls, then shimmy upwards towards the roof and try and shit in the toilet from above.
I just pulled an Australian Airstrike on that toilet. It made the biggest splash.
by Justpulledavinnie May 29, 2022
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Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.
Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.
by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 5, 2022
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australian max nsw

maaaaassssiiiive fucking cock gets every bitch and is hot as fuck

usually have orange blondish hair

also has a high chance of living in nsw australia

on the east coast

in the shoalhaven reigon

and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY
bro that kid at school is a max

yea hes soo fucking hot

australian max nsw
by jackieboiamericaatlantis June 14, 2022
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australian jousting

2 men competing to insert their penis in the others rectum
Guy#1 "Dude why are you walking like that"
Guy#2 "my dad beat me in Australian Jousting last night"
by ScrotumStrangler June 24, 2022
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Australian Mohawk

The act of licking a woman from butthole to clitoris while she has a taint hair.
He took a trip through my Australian Mohawk.
by Tarrett June 28, 2022
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